Last fall I wrote this was the movie in which Vin Diesel approached the Rutger Hauer Event Horizon: that point beyond which a star makes only straight-to-DVD crud. It’s just as well for Vin that he was able to get back in on the Fast and the Furious franchise, and there’s been more recent talk about more Riddick movies, but I remain skeptical, especially after the underwhelming performance of Riddick director Twohy’s latest flick. Then again, if the Riddick franchise goes in the space-noir rather than space-opera direction, they might be able to recapture Pitch Black’s edge with Pitch Black-level budgets. Stranger things have happened. . .
But I’m here to talk about Babylon A.D. Which, yes, I bought when I was in Montreal two weeks back for WorldCon. But as the string physicists say, I can explain everything. . . so. . . I was looking for a copy of Sunshine, but that was 23 bucks, and I found Babylon A.D. for $8! And, to be honest, I . . .(deep breath) LIKE Babylon A.D. The plot is incoherent, but I’ve got (as you can tell) a soft spot for Vin Diesel, and enjoyed watching him thrash his way through two hours of terrible dialogue and pointless action scenes. And it’s a real shame the movie’s so bad, because some of the sets are spectacular (like the one where the Russian train goes through radioactive wastelands). I’ll go out on a limb, in fact, and say that this was a cyberpunk classic waiting to happen, but something went terribly wrong on the way to the studio.
But at any rate, when I got back to D.C., I realized I’d left the damn thing on the plane. This has not been a good summer for me on planes. I left a BURNING SKIES poster on the flight back from ComicCon, and I left an ipod on a flight before that. I blame all of this, of course, on Gerard Depardieu’s appearance in Babylon A.D. I mean, what else could be responsbile?
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